So - I’ve had this bucket (yes a bucket) of coins since about 2005. Its a Food Lion gallon ice cream bucket that I probably stole from mom and dad back in the day. Somehow, its just become the place where I threw my spare change at the end of the day. Over the years, the bucket has done its job of collecting coins and I decided this morning it was time to take care of the bucket. I lift this bucket and slip it into the passenger floorboard of the truck.
After eating breakfast with dad, I stopped by Harris Teeter and carried this bucket of coins in. I’ll have to admit, I felt a little dumb carring this thing in the store. I bet it weights 50 lbs so its not like I just casually stroll across the parking lot. It was more of a thank goodness for automatic doors and where I can set it down when I get to the machine.
So I start the machine, choose an amazon gift card to start, and dump in a handful of coins. Now remember, this isn’t the quietest machine in the store. About 10 min into counting coins, I see this little face appear beside me, then another. Two kids are watching this whole process, amazed. You know how their eyes get big and they just stare? So the little girl says to her little brother, he has 62.00 in coins. I’m sort of happy to hear this because I had started to wonder if they thought I was putting ice cream into the coin machine. When it rolled 100.00 she was like “wow”. Her little brother asked her “I wonder how many he has in there?”
I turned to him, smiled, and said to him “Do you want to see?”. He smiles and nods yes. Now at this point, I have to decide whether its easier to lower the bucket for him to see in or whether its easier to pick him up so he can see the bucket and the machine. Given I’ve never seen this kid or his dad (maybe even his mom these days), I opt to move the bucket. “WHOA” he sort of yells. His mom then walks over an apologizes for her kids bothering me - I told her it wasn’t a problem, I wasn’t in a hurry.
So, $211 into it, CoinStar flashes on the screen “Wow, you have a lot of coins” - I laugh at the machine. It doesn’t know I’m barely half way. Course, being the nerd I am, I start thinking about how they programed this machine. Who was the guy that put that message in and how they went about setting the thresholds to display certain messages. If it were my machine, I would have specific things flash up there. For instance, if you put in all pennies, I’d display some message like “Come on high roller, got anything serious for me to do?”. Even better, say 20.00 into it, I would start a little graphic counting “One for me, one for you” and then display “Just kidding”. Why do machines have to be so serious?
At $282.37, I decide I might do another card of some sort. Amazon will be happy with that. I close out that ticket and start one for Lowe’s. I did consider Itunes, but given that I’m looking for houses, I figured Lowe’s was a little more useful.
Anyway, 40 some minutes later, I finish the last handful of coins. Lowe’s and I will go on a date and spend 122.79 together shortly. I might blog that date too.
I quickly grab my receipt, my bucket, and sprint out the door…

In case you’re wondering - this was taken about the time the little kid asked to see it. I was serisouly about to spill over the top when I carried it in. $405.16 is heavy, trust me.